Subway Commissioner Aspinall's Plans for the Subway System and Taylor Swift's Hamptons Move
Taylor Swift was spotted on the subway with her luggage and a male friend heading to her new home in the Hamptons. Subway Commissioner Aspinall is considering working with President Trump to announce job reports. A hot coffee promotion was canceled due to the lack of lids and the lurching trains. Another promotion offering free rides for the day was also canceled due to overcrowding. The spilled coffee incident inadvertently cleaned the subway cars. The government is hiring track inspectors for the subway system. Applicants must meet specific criteria and interviews will be conducted at the Hampton Bays office. Commissioner Aspinall is exploring using Maxwell House coffee as a metal polish and invites interested parties to contact his office before his vacation.